Nothing is ever cut-and-dried. There's anguish behind everything.

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.

Oh, the weather outside is weather.

A lot of people say, "What's the worst part about being an actor?" And the worst part is that you're not a musician.

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

Theater is the most enriching and thrilling thing to do as an actor.

I'm not a comedian. I didn't study sketch comedy; my background isn't that.

We all have different sides of our personalities, so I'd love to play some more different parts too.

There's something great about the idea of working the land and living communally. That's healthy. That's good.

I don't really think in terms of genre, I think in terms of story and character.

Some people choose to be wrong just to prove they were always right...

Between a plan and it’s achievement is a leader in the middle. With his one arm he makes the plan. With the other one he carries them through.

Hollywood is just like high school. The popular people only like the other popular people. And the thing is, some people aren't nice - or they're nice, but only to your face, not elsewhere.

Keep us little and unknown, prized and loved by God alone.

People hate what they don't understand and try to destroy it.

I am a winner. I just didn't win today.

For me, until I know that the audience really gets what I'm trying to communicate I'm not done.

A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose.

One way to avoid criticism is to do nothing and to be a nobody. The world will then not bother you.

One of the greatest things my therapist said to me ... and it really blew my mind in the greatest way, he just said, "Look in the mirror less."