Nothing is forever in the Theatre. Whatever it is, it's here, it flares up, burns hot and then its gone.

We live by encouragement and die without it - slowly, sadly and angrily.

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure.

I believe that if a man does a job as well as a woman, he should be paid as much.

This has been, all in all, a memorable day. If my luck holds out, I should get hit by a truck on my way home.

We live by encouragement and die without it -- slowly, sadly, and angrily.

Once you are at the point where you can call yourself a writer, there's no turning back.

Of all our faults the one that we excuse most easily is idleness.

When are you ever settled enough to have kids?

Unemployment rates among Americans who never went to college are about double that of those who have a postsecondary education.

There's never one sunrise the same or one sunset the same.

The truth about our own modest contribution might immobilize us: much easier then, to tell ourselves a story about how much we make our own reality.

Jon Stewart is a dude who grew up in Jersey, hosted the show for 17 years, and created this new way of doing satirical news.

There is no luck, you work hard and study things intently. If you do that for long and hard enough you're successful.

My opponent left a glass of whisky 'en prise' and I took it 'en passant'.

Sometimes you just have to reach out and grab what you want, even when they tell you not to. This is something that I've struggled with my whole life long.