Nothing is harder on the nerves than hope.

Humanity is a spectator sport. God is the spectator.

God exists. He has one wicked sense of humor, and right now he’s having a grand old time punking the planet.

Sanity is over-rated. It lacks color.

What’s more insane? Hearing imaginary voices? Or not hearing the real ones?

Guns are not the problem. The species is the problem.

Powell’s face appeared on screen. “It’s true, the doomsday crowd is a little crazy, ” she said, looking thoughtful. “But that doesn’t mean they’re wrong.

God exists. He has one wicked since of humor, and right now he’s having a grand old time punking the planet.

I killed a couple of people, ” Scooter said. “Wanna play cards?

You can scoff at opinions. You can reject hypotheses. You can discard theories out of hand. But you cannot reject the facts

John raised an eyebrow. “So you wouldn’t date someone like you?”“Oh, hell, no. I’m insane, but that would be nuts.

I want to be somebody when I grow up. Somebody with grown-up dreams and screams for these dreams to be crossover dreams into reality.

I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.

We hear of a silent generation more concerned with security than integrity with conforming than performing with imitating than creating.

I never did anything worth doing by accident nor did any of my inventions come by accident they came by work.

I think there's more room for different representations of women within fashion imagery.

Just show up and things will happen.

It is much harder to become independent if you are wealthy than to become wealthy if you are independent.

I just wanted to go play in the big leagues. But possibly playing for the Yankees is very special.

Requesting permission from someone to be honest is really a way of accusing the other person of being so demanding or overbearing that you couldn't be honest all along.

A fretful fancy is constantly flinging its possessor into gratuitous tophets.