Nothing is like it seems, but everything is exactly like it is.

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice.

Discussions of death and such matters do more to unlock the human tongue than any other subject.

If one extends knowledge to the utmost, one will have wisdom. Having wisdom, one can then make choices.

We can still hear the voices that echo through history. Their message is as true today as ever. The people of Poland, the people of America, and the people of Europe still cry out "We want God."

Nobody can live in the past or the future without being something of a nut.

There is nothing sweeter in this sad world than the sound of someone you love calling your name.

I got skin on the game. I want to serve my country.

Eugenics, which had started long before my time, had once been defined as including free love and prevention of conception... Recently it had cropped up again in the form of selective breeding.

I think one of the dangers of humor is becoming seduced by it and sacrificing the story for a few laughs.

We need a free media, not just freedom of speech.