Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

We’re on a mission from God.

We don't need no stinking badges!

On stage is the only place where I really know what I'm doing.

I hate Illinois Nazis.

In your 20s, you feel like you're indestructible...In your 30s, you think...I'll be around here a little longer, so I'm going to take better care of myself.

Christ. Seven years of college down the drain.

I give so much pleasure to so many people. Why can I not get some pleasure for myself?

Some comedians love their characters. I don't fall in love with mine. In fact, I get tired of them very fast. You have to be willing to throw it all away.

Love is always more than friendship.

Society, you're a crazy breed.

Serving others prepares you to lead others.

How sweet to be a Cloud. Floating in the Blue!

We say something every morning when we decide how to dress.

You must not inflict life on someone who will be resented.

All you have to do is trust your Heavenly Father. Trust Him enough to follow His plan.

Thought began to take over and obscured the simple yet profound joy of connectedness with being.

God's sovereignty does not negate our responsibility to pray, but rather makes it possible for us to pray with confidence.

That which offers no resistance, overcomes the hardest substances.