Nothing is quite as depressing as depression.

Every day, bring some flowers to your life. Every day bring some blessings in someone’s life.

This is what made the difference, they used social networking for entertainment and I used it for business.

Life is much shorter than I imagined it to be.

Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved.

People getting along doesn't sell very well in the news. I find that to be deeply depressing. I don't even talk about it on stage, because it would take too long to explain.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.

Inside of every problem lies an opportunity.

I have a lot to learn about NASCAR. But I've learned if you have the right people in the right places doing the right things, you can be successful at whatever you do.

I got a lot of body paint on me in a short period of time. I would definitely do it again because Joann Gair is so brilliant, but I would definitely need, like, a good long break for it.

I like to carry around extremely pretentious books, and I don't know if I can read them, but if I hold them near me, it imbues me with a sense of powerful intelligence.