Nothing is really 'safe'.

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

I don't like Paris so much.

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

I want to make my own movie.

I was the walrus, but now I am John...and so my friends, you'll just have to carry on. The dream is over.

Let them eat cake.

It's been amazing, the number of commercials that I've done, starting back in 1968. It must be 8,000.

There's something very sinister about a woman who is predatory but has an absurd voice working as a disservice to her.

What's great in theater is that you can sustain the arc of a character for a full three hours, whereas in film or TV, you have to create that arc in little pieces, and usually out of sequence.

A novel is a printed circuit through which flows the force of a reader's own life.

We're very aware that you cannot please everybody and that there's going to be backlash. There will always be backlash.

I think buildings should imitate ecological systems.

I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny.

I didn't have the passion for athletics in that way, that there were other parts of me that felt under-served and that needed to be nurtured and needed my energy.