Nothing is so aggravating than calmness.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Jesus Christ is coming back because God's divine plan for humanity involves a second exodus

The university is our culture's assertion that what is made by the mind has value and can convey values.

One person's enemy is another person's best friend. My favorite food might give you a rash.

If you find a Tantric master - he has you go and do all the things you hate to do.

For the artist to attach himself to his work, or identify himself with it, is suicidal.

I now believe when I'm dead and buried my tombstone will read, "I'm not entirely sure the band's over."

Home," he repeated. "Home is where the heart is. Why don't you leave yours here? I'll take very good care of it.

People's wardrobes in history are something that society and culture imposed. But sexuality is not about the way you dress.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

The genius of America is production; and a large percentage of our productive enterprises are headed by men who have come up from the worker's bench.