Nothing is so loved by tyrants as obedient subjects.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. I'm beginning to believe it.

True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.

A criminal is someone without the capital to incorporate

I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil.

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

You need to pursue purpose and time to be productive

Taking personal responsibility is the major difference between the best and the rest.

Perhaps it's because it's incredible to meet someone and say: with this person, I'm happy.

If somebody crafts an interesting tweet that’ll lead me to their blog, I’m going to their blog.

The purpose of a business is to create and keep a customer. All business activities must be focused on this central purpose.

It's hard not to tell the truth with a camera. Artists are particularly good at that.

I wanted to be the conduit for somebody else's experiences, filtered through me, and passed on to other people. Which is the job description, really.

Pain pays no attention to moans or excuses.

If saying that religion should be a private matter and should not have special influence in public life is illiberal, then 74% of U.K. Christians are illiberal, too.

The law don't like jazz clubs. No one wants anything to do with that kind of trouble.