Nothing is so weakening as regret.

The United States is the only country with a known birthday.

Never be proud but show humility towards others, true wisdom lies in being humble.

I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds, and I very rarely change it.

I'm not trying to be fashionable. Never was!

Let Apella the Jew believe it.

A good woman's arms round a man's neck is a lifebelt thrown out to him from heaven.

Here's what I've learned - people will hurt you, but you don't have to respond: Not every mean comment or cruel act deserves to be noticed.

I don't know about Heaven or Hell, but I do know that we are visited all the time by the spirits of those who affected us in life.

Wikileaks is a democratizing force. Its giving individuals access to decisions and thinking by their representatives and in a democracy that ought to be reflexive.

In L.A., unless you've just won an Oscar or you're Mr. Studio Head, no one talks to you. Even at parties.

I like good stories above all else... and kickin' art really goes the final stretch to ensure a comic is good.