Nothing keeps. There is one law in the universe: NOW.

We're born to be happy, all of us.

That's the penalty we have to pay for our acts of foolishness - someone else always suffers for them.

To understand God, is to Love Him. You can't say you love God if you don't know Him. First you must know yourself, to experience God, then you will know Him for who He really is.

But thought has no eyelids to close or ears to block...

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most.

Minerva save us from the cloying syrup of coercive compassion!

You and I must not complain if our plans break down if we have done our part. That probably means that the plans of One who knows more than we do have succeeded.

The three important elements in hockey are: the forecheck, the backcheck and the paycheck.

I got some media coverage for using the tail, the ear, the oink.

Self-deception is nature; hypocrisy is art.

It is the merit of a general to impart good news, and to conceal the truth.

Something I learned early in college (is) to not worry about what I can't controlBut what I can control is my attitude, my effort, my focus every single day and that's what I'm trying to worry about.