Nothing really ever happens like you imagine it will.

Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin.

Amsterdam is like the rings of a tree: It gets older as you get closer to the center.

I feel like crying, so I must be crying, but it's impossible to tell because I'm underwater.

...And in freedom, most people find sin.

So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.

A taste so profound and complex that it can't even be compared to other tastes, only to emotions. Cheesy waffles, I was thinking, tastes like love without the fear of love's dissolution.

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.

The only way out of the labyrinth of suffering is to forgive.

All those paper people living in their paper houses, burning the future to stay warm.

I would always love Alaska Young, my crooked neighbor, with all my crooked heart.

Find then follow the path that enables you to live the life you want to live. Don't be blow by the winds of fate. Don't be a creation of circumstances.

Commit to finding the true nature of art. Go for that thing no one can teach you.

I used to have the Range Rover LR3, which I loved very, very much.

We're Mexican not Mexican't!

Jesus Christ must be at the heart of every sermon you preach.

If I couldn't laugh, I just would go insane. If we couldn't laugh, we just would go insane. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.

I came here looking for a Great Perhaps, for real friends and a more-than-minor life.

Focus first on where you want to be, and why, and then on the right path to get there.

I never gave my career much strategic thought. Maybe I should have.

Do not waste your time on light, weak, milk­toast ministries and books