Nothing reduces the odds against you like ignoring them.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Because she did love him, and not from afar, not with the moony dreaminess she’d used as a crutch for so many years, but with a deep, aching tenderness she felt might just kill her.

I became a fitness fiend when I was about 17 or 18.

The debate on how to shrink the federal government is at the core of our problem of government not doing its job.

Mistakes are nothing to be ashamed of.

Great leaders don't succeed because they are great. They succeed because they bring out the greatness in others.

If you don't have a plan of life, you'll never have order.

I run in my own lanes screaming Jesus is King!

Champions are a rare breed. They see beyond the dangers, the risks, the obstacles, and the hardships.

I can't do no literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and looking around for a defendant.

Liberty, in its last analysis, is but the sweat of the poor and the blood of the brave.