Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

The home is a place where we show our children that we can communicate, learn, and succeed together.

Greed is like a dark side of every man, and you could not see it from the appearance of a man, but in the inside the greedy beast already dominating you.

May your troubles be lessYour blessings be more.And nothing but happinessCome through your door.

Do not wait for the Last Judgment. It takes place every day.

When you grow up and something touches you emotionally, it lives on forever.

Why can't everything be as easy as walking into H&M and putting a week's worth of clothes on a credit card?

Obstacles are only opportunities to succeed or fail; how we handle them determines what will happen.

There can be no stewardship without stewards.

I think movies are getting dumber, actually. Where it used to be 50/50, now it's 3% good, 97% stupid.

These dog bones are just making art the way art should be made, without any overarching reference. Just for fun, if you can imagine that-art for fun.