Nothing seems crazy when you're used to it.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

I've nothing against people who love truth. Apart from the fact that they make dull companions.

Tolerance isn't about not having beliefs. It's about how your beliefs lead you to treat people who disagree with you.

We need to have Bill Cosby month in Philadelphia.

We always say at CARE that we would love to see if we can work ourselves out of business.

loneliness is a twilight moment by feelings, longing after something or someone you can not reach

You shouldn't be shot just because someone yells, "Halt" or resisting arrest or running away from being arrested.

There is a certain... chivalry to the style of singing I normally do. Part of the fun for me will be to leave that at the door.

Make A Difference Day is a great way to introduce kids to the rewards of volunteering. It's fun, it's focused and it's empowering to know that millions are motivated to do the same.

The moment truth is asserted, it becomes false.

If you can't pronounce it, you probably shouldn't be putting it in your body or in your environment.