Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.

I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.

Posing was the first job I did in which I understood what I was doing.

In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast.

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

The poverty from which I have suffered could be diagnosed as 'Soho' poverty. It comes from having the airs and graces of a genius and no talent.

Vice is its own reward.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.

We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.

We have grace of strength to work, to clear our cities of any dirt.

Vacate the bench of rest and play the game of the bests. Keep on marching

The life you yearn of living and your destiny is co-created in your here-and-now awareness, choices made and actions taken. Live NOW. Don't wait till death bed wishing, ...

There is no age barrier when it comes to Christlike service.

I think that everything changes when it goes through the Mac; it's cheap. I think people then don't pay too much importance to the take, if you can do 40 takes.

Happiness, at my age, is breathing

Only I can snatch my own weave

Politics are about preserving relationships at the end of the day, and it has nothing to do with the greater good for humanity. It's just all about business.