Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

Intellectual generalities are always interesting, but generalities in morals mean absolutely nothing.

LORD ILLINGWORTH: The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life.MRS ALLONBY: And the body is born young and grows old. That is life's tragedy.

Die Welt ist von Narren geschaffen, damit Weise in ihr Leben.

But somehow, I feel sure that if I lived in the country for six months, I should become so unsophisticated that no one would take the slightest notice of me.

So this was what it was like not to be me.

Pray for intestinal fortitude, work hard, and keep the faith. Oh, and pray for good luck, you're gonna need it.

Only when we have become nonviolent towards all life will we have learned to live well with others.

If you're a black kid, you're going to have hell in your life.

I don't take crap from anyone, so that makes people think I'm rebellious. I'm not. I'm just not a pushover.

People fear witches, and burn women.

From a knowledge of His work, we shall know Him.

I do find that humor helps in relationships. It certainly helps in my marriage now because I'm a very, very fallible person. And if I wasn't funny I'd be kicked right out the door.

I'm bilingual. I speak English and I speak educationese.

I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets, looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets.