Nothing succeeds like success. Kill me now.

What's the difference between depression and South America?If you really had to, you could conquer South America.

Sic vis pacem para bellum - if you want peace, prepare for war.

When I finally applied logic to Religion that was when I quit paying after life insurance and quit going

The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

I grew up in the '60s, which was a creative time, so it wasn't that big of a stretch to go from a baseball bat to a guitar to a film camera.

The history of my stupidity would fill many volumes.

Accuracy is, in every case, advantageous to beauty, and just reasoning to delicate sentiment. In vain would we exalt the one by depreciating the other.

It's okay if it takes two or three years for something really good to come along, but I don't want to wait ten years for something great to come along.

...it is not necessary to the child to awaken to the sense of the strange and humorous by giving a man a luminous nose...to the child it is sufficiently strange and humorous to have a nose at all.

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.

An intellectual hatred is the worst.