Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Honesty is always good, except when it's better to lie.

Is adult amusement killing our children, or is killing our children amusing adults?

If I am right, Thy grace impart Still in the right to stay; If I am wrong, O, teach my heart To find that better way!

I'm not trying to stay away from being a celebrity, I'm not saying, 'I'm sooo not famous,' I'm trying to continue being a musician in a time when everyone is very celebrity-led.

Travel doesn't merely broaden the mind. It makes the mind.

I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

The only thing I am interested in using mathematics for is to have a good time and to help others do the same.

I am feeling as if my parents are my children. I'm extremely protective about both of them while on the set

She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off

The world wants to define me by my mammary glands and melanin. It is just fascinating that Michael Mann has never been asked what it is like to be a white male filmmaker.