Nothing tires a man more than to be grateful all the time.

I always tell kids, you have two eyes and one mouth. Keep two open and one closed. You never learn anything if you're the one talking.

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.

You've got to love what you're doing. If you love it, you can overcome any handicap, or the soreness, or all the aches and pains and continue to play for a long, long time.

Imagination is not something apart and hermetic, not a way of leaving reality behind; it is a way of engaging reality.

Nowhere is wisdom more necessary than in the guidance of charitable impulses. Meaning well is only half our duty; Thinking right is the other, and equally important, half.

Photography must be integrated with the story.

The rebels did more in one night than my whole army would have done in one month.

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

The language of the face is not taught by the schools; it is intuitive, and to the observant is always legible.

The City. Can't you hear it? People. Machines. Even thoughts so thick your bones feel it and your ear almost catches it.

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up about it.

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.

Every project has its own challenges and rewards. If it's not challenging, why do it?

I did children's theater when I was younger, and then when I was about 14 I started doing theater in New York City.

You only get one Alan Bond in your lifetime. And I've had mine

We are not here to solve the problems; the problems are here to solve us.

A government which does not trust its citizens to be armed is not itself to be trusted.

The law of flying was not discovered by the contemplation of things staying on the ground.