Novels, except as aids to masturbation, play no part in contemporary life.

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

There's a lot to be said for being nouveau riche, and the Reagans mean to say it all.

The unfed mind devours itself.

We are the United States of Amnesia, we learn nothing because we remember nothing.

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

Persuading the people to vote against their own best interests has been the awesome genius of the American political elite from the beginning.

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

You know, I've been around the ruling class all my life, and I've been quite aware of their total contempt for the people of the country.

That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president.

That does it, " said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year.""Why?" Isabelle said."So you can look up 'fun.' I'm not sure you know what it means.

Peace can only survive when fed peace.

Many of the things that grownups have chosen to ignore, the child understands deeply.

Entrepreneurship does not build character

How we eat can change the world

I'm lucky to be in a profession where you can keep getting better.

I'm suggesting that criminalizing chemically fertilized grass in favor of unnaturally-fed corn is not a rational trade off.

You don't get points for predicting rain. You get points for building arks.

We have neglected the truth that a good farmer is a craftsman of the highest order, a kind of artist.

O the world is but a word; were it all yours to give it in a breath, how quickly were it gone!