Now I know how Joan of Arc felt.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

There is a force more powerful than steam and electricity: the will.

Nothing in the world is more distasteful to a man than to follow the path that leads to himself.

I couldn't hack it in Hollywood, my writing's wasn't bad enough.

St. Thomas is really a great man quite apart from his saintliness.

I never thought of myself as the leader. The most important person, perhaps.

Members of the Rae Chorze-Fwaz order trace their origins back through Tibet, Japan, China, India, and ancient Egypt to the place the order was founded, the lost continent of Atlantis.

If you have a wormhole, then you can turn them into time machines for going backward in time.

Most years, if you were to ask me how much I make, the genuine answer is that I have no clue. I usually find out the answer to that question once a year, at tax time, when my accountant tells me.

The greatest help to spiritual life is meditation. In meditation we divest ourselves of all material condition and feel our divine nature.