Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

We're on a planet. At the same time. In the Universe ... Let's do something Great Together!

Mountains are where heaven meets earth.

My desire to fight comes from within... it's a personal journey of accomplishment, not meant to be judges or for me to judge others.

If some dude I'd never heard of managed to broadcast a platitude like that to the whole globe, I'd probably just feel like I was being spammed.

Yes, O Great One, I shall do as you command. Then when we come back empty-pawed, you'll admit I was right." - Squirrelflight to Brambleclaw

I wore bell bottoms in elementary school. Never wore elephant bells. Remember, this was middle Oklahoma in the '70s.

Time to live, time to lie, time to laugh, and time to die. Take it easy baby. Take it as it comes.

If I notice a cute girl at the meet-and-greet, I might go and talk to her.

Basketball is sharing.

Each component of the organism, like the individual in the social body, possesses the capacity for enjoyment of the self through sharing with others.