Now and then it is a joy to have one's table red with wine and roses.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

The only two important things in life are real love and being at peace with yourself.

The earth has grown a nervous system, and it's us.

There may be a heaven, but if Joan Crawford is there, I'm not going.

I take care of my voice; I'm working out the way I would do my body, so that stays in shape.

I could hear your heart and soul come through your voice!

Charlie Appleyard can be anybody; but Ive used him sometimes in chat pieces, and these are all chat pieces about the history of Charlie Appleyard.

I imagine how cool it would be if all small talk wasn't lies.

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

How clever you are, my dear! You never mean a single word you say.

I'll probably never win an Oscar, but I'll sure have a lot of fun! I really believe that movies are the great escape.