Now as a former welfare recipient, I don't have a problem with expecting people to work to earn money. But where I come from we call that a job, not volunteerism.

Some of us have become so addicted to pointing fingers at others for all the wrong that happens in our lives that self-assessment has become synonymous with blaming the victim.

You have to have confidence in who you are, because you never know who's depending on you.

With technology and social media and citizen journalism, every rock that used to go unturned is now being flipped, lit and put on TV.

When you're losing, you see what your team is made of.

Children are wonderful but they are not the center of the universe. The sooner their parents make them understand that, the better off we all will be.

A lot of people have told me real New Yorkers are Mets fans

You need something that no one else is using. And something that is clean enough to play around audiences.

I don't claim to know everything about parenting, but I do know parents do their children a disservice by constantly sugarcoating their shortcomings to protect their feelings.

Teachers are not glorified babysitters with summers off. Their profession fuels all others, and on a normal day that is amazing enough in and of itself.

Whenever I get a chance, I'm trying to take the extra base and make them make a play on me. I'm not going to stop looking for the extra base unless the scoreboard tells me.

I would have killed myself years ago if it weren't for the fact that I’m pretty sure death is the only thing more terrible than life.

All socialism involves slavery.

My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile.

We Latins make splendid lovers and splendid older men.

Shooting for the top will bring out the best that's in you.

A teacher is not someone you need perpetually. You need them to show you how to get through the doorway; but once you get through the doorway, you are on your own.

The same yesterday, today, and forever.

I believe in having each device secured and monitoring each device, rather than just monitoring holistically on the network, and then responding in short enough time for damage control.

I want you to know that I am innocent - and that I will fight to clear my name.

Never make your most important decisions when you are in your worst moods.