Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

He announces that lately he keeps losing things. "Like your wife and child, " I want to say, but don´t. At fourty, I´ve learned not to say everything clever, not to score every point.

It's hard to close the door on optimistic expectations when you love someone.

Fun is not to be plannedIt is to be found

Be not simply good - be good for something.

Visitation of God's presence is a byproduct of worship. However, we don't worship in order to gain His presence. He is worthy to be worshipped whether or not He chooses to show up.

I play every game like it's going to be my last.

Today I choose to feel life, not to deny my humanity but embrace it.

The same stream of life that runs through the world runs through my veins night and day.

I first met Myra Henshawe when I was fifteen, but I had known her about ever since I could remember anything at all.

To become a popular religion, it is only necessary for a superstition to enslave a philosophy.