Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones.

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed.

Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.

They never predict anything fun," Granuaile answered. "Just once I'd like to hear a prophet tell someone, 'Thou shalt win a bitchin' Camaro on a game show.

When in doubt, blame the dark elves.

He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the snow. Your diplomacy is bold and edgy, sir.

People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.

Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise.

I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.' 'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in bed the first night home from the hospital

She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion.

When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts.

Every great movement needs an agitator. Every leader of spiritual ideals need a John the Baptist.

The E.U. has moved to combat global terrorism by instituting common European arrest and evidence warrants and creating a joint situation center to pool and analyze intelligence.

Many fires burn below the surface.

The title of hero is bestowed by the survivors upon the fallen, who themselves know nothing of heroism.

See what a person is doing every day, day after day, and you'll know who that person is and what he or she is becoming.

A Nation... is a group of persons united by a common error about their ancestry, and a common dislike of their neighbors

Stripping for cash is yet another of my many talents

Dissimulation is the only thing that makes society possible; without its amenities the world would be a bear-garden.

I have a job to do, I have a wife and child to take care of. So I don't pay attention to things that I don't know anything about. I've got my own situation to deal with.

Fiction is a potent agent for good--in the hands of the good.