Now let's repeat the non-conformists' oath: I promise to be different! I promise to be unique! I promise not to repeat things other people say! Good!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

If you have to fight old enemies, you should do it with your own old soldiers.

A strong man can make his own luck.

I feel it respectful to observe and practice new customs, if I am to ever understand what it truly means to be human.

There is no life and there is no death. Life and death are moving shadows cast upon the ground by clouds that sweep across the sky.

No one who really wants to count for God can afford to play at Christianity.

Our law enforcement agencies have found bodies in the desert, either buried or just lying out there, that have been beheaded.

Hosting a TV show is a full-time job in which success is defined by it never ending.

To live effectively is to live with adequate information.

I get more inspired by seeing everyday people succeed against the odds than anything else in life.

There's been an awful lot of discussion about what is or isn't simple, and people have gotten a pretty sophisticated notion of simplicity, but I'm not sure it has helped.