Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third...

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

It gets boring at home. How many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on TV?

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?

In the process of forgiveness, you can only control your own actions and decisions.

When someone who's always been in your life is gone, it's a stunning adjustment of your own identity.

Least said, soonest mended

You live and you learn.

In long-term relationships ... we are called upon to navigate that delicate balance between separateness and connectedness ... we confront the challenge of sustaining both--without losing either.

In the long, fierce struggle for freedom of opinion, the press, like the Church, counted its martyrs by thousands.

Over the years, you grow up, you mature and you see things in a different way, and it's reflected in the writing.

Prefer diligence before idleness, unless you esteem rust above brightness.

In all my study of history, I have never found a time or place I would rather have lived than now.

Be, the money will come to you.