Now that I'm 91, as opposed to being 90, I'm much wiser. I'm much more aware and I'm much sexier.

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today.

If the guy's a cutie, you've gotta tap that booty.

I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.

I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot.

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.

Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you're ugly.

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

I don't know how people get so anti-something. Just mind your own business, take care of your own affairs, and don't worry about other people so much.

You can't replace one dog with another any more than you can replace one person with another, but that's not to say you shouldn't get more dogs and people in your life.

Saul and Jonathan were lovely and pleasant in their lives and in their death they were not divided.

The rainbow flag is a symbol of freedom and liberation that we made for ourselves.

There is no shortage of good days. It is good lives that are hard to come by.

[Phyllis Schlaffley and Pat Buchanan and Jeff Sessions] do know conservatism, but I think they are wrong.

The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.

I feel it's like being a kid and dressing up, because that's what Baby Jane is.

I'm kind of a private person, and sometimes it's like pulling teeth to get me to talk.

Nice blouse, Sage,” Adrian told me, deadpan. “It really brings out the khaki in your pants.

To me, America is a symbol of all different views, different types of people coming together.