Now, then, that is the tale. Some of it is true.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

When we think, we hurt. When we feel, we heal.

Shigemori's body of work is a compelling manifesto for continuous cultural renewal.

Great literary works are not measured by the number of words, but by the impact they create.

In many churches Christianity has been watered down until the solution is so weak that if it were poison it would not hurt anyone, and if it were medicine it would not cure anyone!

If you give up your freedom for safety, you don't deserve either one

If we were never depressed we should not be alive; it is the nature of a crystal never to be depressed.

As a cartoonist I do what I find funny. As an editor I have a broader approach realizing that humor is inherently subjective and I don't want my preferences to rule out what others might like.

If you hold back in hurdles, you are going to fall over.

I think [Pat] Buchanan is far too easily and glibly dismissed.

Henceforth, I'll bear Affliction till it do cry out itself, 'Enough, enough, and die.