Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But I've been in it 36 years and I'm used to it.

When a girl smiles, she's as beautiful as a blooming flower.

To have understanding is not to be religious

A year ago, I turned the final page of The Book of the Dead. I don't feel young any more.

I have had to learn about saying no.

As black folks we're always sensitive. As a black person it's always racial.

People would do better, if they knew better.

I would wear flamboyant clothes and long hair, and most singers at the time didn't.

Truth is available to the ears that can hear it.

I got to meet Mark Hamill. He signed some Star Wars posters for us. I saw the fight scenes he had. He was really into making fun of himself and Star Wars.

Love is the life of the soul. It is the harmony of the universe.