Now we live in fairyland. The only lightly disappointing thing about this land is that it is smaller than the real world has ever been.

I set free the phantoms of my imagination.

Working out the social politics of who you can trust and why is, quite literally, what a very large part of our brain has evolved to do.

What he's saying is that a Trump presidency will address those kind of things head on without caving into the special interests like the teachers union, which Mrs. Clinton has completely sold out to.

For the body at best Is a bundle of aches, Longing for rest; It cries when it wakes.

[Eva Braun] would much rather have been at [Adolf ] Hitler's side. All those excursions were to fill up her time while waiting for him to return.

They say drugs are not the answer, but really, what is the question?

Comedy exists to laugh at things that aren't laughable. But isn't it? That's what separates us from the animals. We laugh.

You can always meet stupid people in your life journey; you should treat them like the way candle treats darkness: Illuminate them!

Life is luck, make it.

it isn't good tactics to ask for something that you know will be refused.

We notice the person who is for ever bowing and fussily servile, and perhaps say, How humble he is! But the truly humble person escapes notice: the world does not know him.