Now we notice that Mars doesn't have any atmosphere either and won't support life. In spite of the fact that it turns green and red and purple with the seasons, it doesn't support life.

You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion.

Freedom is for honest people. No man who is not himself honest can be free – he is his own trap.

What is true for you is what you have observed yourself. And when you lose that, you have lost everything.

Never regret yesterday. Life is in you today and you make your tomorrow.

Nothing in Scientology is true for you unless you have observed it and it is true according to your observation

Scientology is the only specific (cure) for radiation (atomic bomb) burns.

They smell of all the baths they didnt take. The trouble with China is, there are too many chinks here.

To love in spite of all is the secret of greatness. And may very well be the greatest secret in this universe.

The test of true competence is the end result.

The only way you can control people is to lie to them. You can write that down in your book in great big letters. The only way you can control anybody is to lie to them.

The greatest truths are the simplest and so are the greatest men.

Success seems to be that which forms the distinction between confidence and conceit.

You can't control the audience. When you're on the air and they're not coming to the party, it's time to shut down the party.

Very few of us are what we seem.

I'm an actor, not a star. Stars are people who live in Hollywood and have heart-shaped swimming pools.

It's important not to make the gold medal bigger than it is.

I do think the position I play is a powerful position.

I'm a writer, and I will write what I want to write.

I think one thing we share [with my wife] is a complete bottomless disdain for Bill Clinton.

What 'multiculturalism' boils down to is that you can praise any culture in the world except Western culture - and you cannot blame any culture in the world except Western culture.