Now, you tell me, if I have a day off during the baseball season, where do you think I'll spend it? The ballpark. I still love it. Always have, always will.

Someday, the Chicago Cubs are going to be in the World Series...

Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

It could be, it might be... It is, A home run!

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.

I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch.

Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.

I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.

Your purpose will fuel your hope.

Too many irons, not enough fire.

Oh wad some power the giftie gie us To see oursel's as ithers see us! It wad frae monie a blunder free us And foolish notion.

Content arises out of certain considerations about form, material, context-and that when that subject matter is sufficiently far away.

I think that the millions and millions of young Americans, young Americans, who have health care today, who wouldn't have had it if the president hadn't acted are better off.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

Others abide our question. Thou art free. We ask and ask. Thou smilest and art still, Out-topping knowledge.

Your lower self sees you as the center of the universe- your higher self sees you as a cell in the body of humanity.

I am going to hold serve the majority of the time. It is nice to have a little time to return serve.

Why do children dread mathematics? Because of the wrong approach. Because it is looked at as a subject.