Nowadays it's not who wears the pants in the family, but who carries the credit cards.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

You don't need magic to be invisible in a town like this. Being poor works just the same.

Since every individual is accountable ultimately to the self, the formation of that self demands our utmost care and attention.

Arianna, your performance will actually improve if you can commit to not only working hard, but also unplugging, recharging and renewing yourself.

Every event in our lives occurs to teach us something about ourselves.

Everybody knows I'm impatient. I don't have to apologize for it. I'm too old for that.

Music is a great blessing. It has the power to elevate and liberate us. It sets people free to dream. It can unite us to sing with one voice. Such is the value of music.

After all, it is a common weakness of young authors to put too much into their papers.

She's talking about herself in the third person because the idea of being who she is, of acknowledging that she is herself, is more than her pride can take.

I wasn't your average kid. I was signing autographs in Japan at 12.

If I had my life to live over, I would never dream