Nowadays we are all of us so hard up that the only pleasant things to pay are compliments. They’re the only things we can pay.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

of one hundred movies there's one that is fair, one that's good and ninety eight that are very bad. most movies start badly and steadily get worse

The only solution to the issue of human rights is oblivion.

As a woman, we should all stop talking about it and just acknowledge what's happened and act like we own the space, because we do.

I push myself to the limit.

Thank you 'adults who wear back packs' for letting me know that I don't have to take you seriously

The clever reader who is capable or reading between these lines what does not stand written in them but is nevertheless implied will be able to form some conception.

My way of thinking as I approach any human being on this planet is, 'What are you doing now?' That's what interests me. I don't come at anybody with a whole bunch of assumptions.

Life turned out much better than I thought. I knew after a little while that I could act.

I've tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it's going to be.

Today, more pastors than ever need profound encouragement and rejuvenation.