Nowhere beats the heart so kindly as beneath the tartan plaid!

Fhairshon swore a feud Against the clan M,Tavish; Marched into their land To murder and to rafish; For he did resolve To extirpate the vipers, With four-and-twenty men And five-and-thirty pipers.

Give me but one hour of Scotland, Let me see it ere I die.

The earth is all the home I have, the heavens my wide roof-tree

He is coming! He is coming! Like a bridegroom from his room, Came the hero from his prison To the scaffold and the doom.

Fhairshon had a son, Who married Noah's daughter, And nearly spoil'd to Flood, By trinking up ta water: Which he would have done, I at least believe it, Had ta mixture peen Only half Glenlivet.

Being a child is such a shining gift, yet we don't know how precious it is until it's worn out and gone away.

If every man would help his neighbor, no man would be without help.

The word 'phobic' has its place when properly used, but lately it's been declawed by the pompous insistence that most animosity is based upon fear rather than loathing.

Whenever I eat a meal, I always leave the last bite on my plate. I don't know why, it's just a thing with me.

Eventually, you will come to understand that love heals everything, and love is all there is.

I like Daughtry, I like Nickelback, I like Dave Matthews. I like Beyonce - she's a really good entertainer.

It's all very simple: if you score one more than your opponent, you win.

The doings of men, their prayers, fear, wrath, pleasure, delights, and recreations, are the subject of this book.

The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility.