Nuclear weapons are to be worried about only when they're in the hands of Ronald Reagan - not so much when they're in the hands of a Third World anti-imperialist like Saddam Hussein. Can't you see?

So much of contemporary liberalism seems to be never having grown up.

History does not have sides, although historians do.

In human history who hold the reigns of political power, and there are some women who were very much a team player during their husband's oppressive regime.

You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This: The Thoroughly Disgraceful Life & Times of Willie Donaldson.

This road will be new because you will see a given emotion as a choice rather than a condition of life.

But friendship is the breathing rose, with sweets in every fold.

There are, in truth, but two denominations upon this earth: the Church and the world.

What is that one crucifixion compared to the daily kind any insomniac endures?

There is no such thing as great writing - there is only great re-writing!

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

It's got to be better than rooming with Joe Page.

I always felt that I came up short in the education department, but I've come to the conclusion that we all get an education.

Sometimes you need coffee, and sometimes you need a Bloody Mary.

I went through every phone book in Africa, and I didn't find one god damned Pryor!