Numbersign questionmark you" and "Asterisk exclamation point the world.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Your calling is buried in your background and life experience

Think of your passions as you do food, water, shelter...a necessity. If someone told you to give them up, would you listen?

Your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation.

All that you are seeking is also seeking you. If you lie still, sit still, it will find you. It has been waiting for you a long time.

From my image of digging around in the mud like a grunt, I preferred fighting the war from ships.

If you stand for great service, low prices, superb quality, stylish design and environmental friendliness, you actually stand for nothing.

I don’t care if I get one at all. Just as long as I keep getting anniversaries.

I love going to galleries, particularly the National Portrait Gallery.

Thanksgiving, our eminent moral holiday, doesnt have much for children. At its heart are conversation, food, drink, and fellowship - all perks of adulthood.

What we've gone through in the last several years has caused some people to question 'Can we trust Microsoft?' .