O, how much simpler things would be If eyes could paint or brush could see.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Then I imagined a lifetime of having to cry to get him to be kind, and I went back to no again.

Take nothing but memories, leave nothing but footprints!

Maybe love, unfathomable love, was too much for people, so they had traded it for something easier.

In real life nothing means anything. Stuff happens and there just is no structure.

You can't knock on opportunity's door and not be ready.

Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf.

We do not think of life - we live it. We do not think of ourselves too much. We do not think of others too much... We just behave in a natural way.

No one wants to lose their job, or cede the power they've acquired.

We're not church planters. We are community planters and, as we work in our communities, we join local churches.