O me, this place is hell.

What a strange creature is a laughing fool, As if a man were created to no useBut only to show his teeth.

Princes give rewards with their own hands, But death or punishment by the hands of other.

O that I were a man, or that I had powerTo execute my apprehended wishes!I would whip some with scorpions.

Take it for words. O woman’s poor revenge, Which dwells but in the tongue!

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light.

As in this world there are degrees of evils, So in this world there are degrees of devils.

Condemn you me for that the duke did love me?So may you blame some fair and crystal river, For that some melancholic distracted manHath drowned himself in’t.

Lovers die inward that their flames conceal.

The dead can be even more frustrating to deal with than are many of the living, which is astonishing when you consider it's the living who run the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Life is not so bad after all when you can breathe.

I shall stay the way I am Because I do not give a damn.

I started off playing sports when I was five years old. I played three or four sports all throughout the year.

Stop whining. You're not a victim. You're a victor.

Fasting will also overcome sexual additions and demonic powers.

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

It's not about finding great people, it's about becoming a great person

Anger cannot rest in the bosom where love reigns.

I have painted enough to have a lot of respect for mediocre painters. It's really hard.