OBSOLETE, adj. No longer used by the timid. Said chiefly of words. A word which some lexicographer has marked obsolete is ever thereafter an object of dread and loathing to the fool writer . . .

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Liers cannot be lied to because they know everything can be a lie.

If the Times gave readers far more news, then Lippmann at the Trib made the world seem far more understandable.

I'm proud of the U.S.A. We've done some amazing things. To wear our flag in the Olympics is an honor.

Your creativity is waiting for you like a dancing partner.

Humility is not renunciation of pride but the substitution of one pride for another.

I aint sleepin when I say I'm in my dream car

When I was growing up in East Germay, everyone said there was no God. So I started looking for it myself.

no one in a group of three is the same person he (she, it) is in a group of two. No more than he is the same in a group of two as he is alone.

I just pinch myself, because I think if theres anything I can be proud of, Ive survived success, which I think is difficult these days.

Skiffle was blues featuring a washboard and acoustic instruments. It encompassed blues, with elements of folk, jazz, and, at times, American country-and-western music.