OBSTINATE, adj. Inaccessible to the truth as it is manifest in the splendor and stress of our advocacy.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Sana'y hindi umiikot ang mundo at tumatanda ang panahon.- Jea

Reality is only for people with no imagination.

All girls who seemed to have everything going for them. And decided they had nothing.

My thoughts seem thick, ketchup stuck in a bottle. Like trying to feel someone's face while wearing goosedown mittens.

Being honest is my job. That's what music is for me.

Everything in my life has been challenging but rewarding.

I'm getting more and more comfortable out on the golf course with the changes I've been making. It's really just a confidence thing in that I love being in contention.

when you get a good night's sleep and wake up ready to produce throughout the day.

Never put business before family.