OK, the director makes the movie. But some movies can't get made without someone like me in them.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

If your heart is still beating, God is not done with you yet.

Driving is boring, " Rabbit pontificates, "but it's what we do. Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went.

We lie to God in prayer if we do not rely on him afterwards.

My vision for Scotland is one in which we fight together for the values we are care about: equality, fairness and social justice. Those values are the same whether you live in Dumfries or Carlisle.

German civility, which often seems stiff to us, shows an attentive and touching respect for the person that I often prefer to our offhandedness.

I know every girl has her own form of beauty, its just a matter of discovering it and celebrating it.

Knowing that we should love is not enough. But when knowledge is applied through service, love can secure for us the blessings of heaven.

Quick. Name ten dead redheads.

Perfectionists are their own devils.

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it.