Obama doesn't want to be called the deporter-in-chief.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Don't classify me, read me. I'm a writer, not a genre.

If your art is calling to you, its doing so for a reason. You are feeling a pull toward something for which your soul is yearning.

Feel, he told himself, feel, feel, feel. Even if what you feel is pain, only let yourself feel.

Talkers are no good doers.

Adolf Hitler was a Jeanne d'Arc, a saint. He was a martyr. Like many martyrs, he held extreme views.

A first sign of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die.

Look at the stars! Look, look up at the skies! Oh look at all the fire-folk sitting in the air! The bright boroughs, the circle-citadels there!

I believe in second chances, but I don't believe in third or fourth chances.

But in my heart I knew that just like the new grass, I wasn't strong enough yet to be walked on