Obama is running again for spite.

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

My life needs editing.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

The people of the light, loves the light of knowledge.

Birth is violent, and out of that violence is our only chance of rebirth.

With stand-up, it's more interesting to hear about people's failures than their successes.

The good show is not about people fighting or getting drunk or throwing up on each other, or hating each other - it's about celebrating people's talent.

If we had to preach to thousands year after year, and never rescued but one soul, that one soul would be a full reward for all our labour, for a soul is of countless price.

I think right now, the focus has got to be on how we hold [Donald] Trump accountable.

I am not one of those actresses who loves acting.

It's really exciting. It's really exciting when you do a piece of work, and people like it, and it gets noticed.

The only way you're going to get something to last in this world is to work at it

Principle is a passion for truth.