Obama's space policy doesn't differ much from George W. Bush's.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

We really feel happier when things look bleak. Hope is endurance. Hope is holding on and going on and trusting in the Lord.

The man who walks with God always gets to his destination.

I was Chairman Maos dog. What he said to bite, I bit.

The greatest flight I've ever flown was coming home.

Some men are more perfect than others.

I have 'To Kill A Mockingbird' signed by Harper Lee. That is my prized possession.

We first share the life by which things exist, and afterwards see them as appearances in nature, and forget that we have shared their cause.

The King is dead, rock is done. You might be through, but I've just begun.

If you are a good giver, you will be great getter. The less you need, the more you attract.

Swear me, Kate, like a lady as thou art, A good mouth-filling oath.