Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.

My life needs editing.

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically.

When Obama ran, he said, We can change the world! The world: can you change it back?!

There's a danger our fiscal bankruptcy might overtake our moral bankruptcy.

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

Remember that no matter how selfish, how cruel, how unfeeling you have been today, every time you take a breath, you make a flower happy.

The fact is that you can't have a good relationship with a girl who hasn't settled things with her father.

One thing about being narrow-minded: you'll never be lonely.

Belief and faith are great, but very few peoplehave been led astray by thinking for themselves.

Don't believe the dark whisperings that invite you to walk backward. At any time in your life, you have the power to turn forward.

Downstream is always someone else's up.

They landed at Simon's feet. "Take your clothes and go!" Isabelle shouted.

Hey, I work one full hour a day!

Two halves don't make a whole. Two wholes make a whole.

Teachers don't need as much as $140,000 a year, ... But, perhaps some senators don't need $140,000 a year either.

Music reflects on who you are as a person.

A German is someone who cannot tell a lie without believing it himself.

Let your thoughts be ruled by principle, and then live up to your thoughts.