Obama was gonna get everything he wanted in the first year because, if anybody opposed it, they were gonna be accused of being a racist, or bigot, or who knows what.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love.

Discipline yourself so that all expectations, and inspiration, begin with your core values before relying on someone else's to better your life.

Learn to love yourself first, instead of loving the idea of other people loving you.

Your body changes, but you don't change at all. And that, of course, causes great confusion.

Solitude, the sly enemy that doth separate a man from well-doing.

The Serbs have only two friends, God and the Greeks.

I have a lot to learn about NASCAR. But I've learned if you have the right people in the right places doing the right things, you can be successful at whatever you do.

Sigur Ros make beautiful music. Bloc Party are fantastic and exciting and innovative.